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The worst wedding I ever went to was one that was announced two weeks before the event, between two friends of my then-boyfriend whom absolutely no one knew were dating.
During the ceremony we all stared into the horrible setting sun, and at the end the officiant announced that he would proudly like to present Mr. and Mrs. New-Name-That-Was-Nothing-Like-Either-of-Their-Names.
The reception was dry and they served salmon in aspic. Mercifully, it only lasted about an hour. To quote la-animaux, if you have an open bar, everyone will remember that your wedding was awesome. Case. in. point.
How many kale chips is too many kale chips?
I didn’t know that there was a correct answer to this question, but all the points go to cannelledusoleil.
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I’m having one of those days when I can’t believe I left my solid, secure job and moved to Sacramento to flail. Well, and be with James, which is the whole reason I’m here anyway.
But I’m kind of flailing, guys. Here, have some random gifs from my collection:
Doodle by Cat Adamson
There are people getting rich on our hatred of our bodies
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I’m listening to Nora Ephron read the audiobook of I Feel Bad About My Neck, and in my head she looks just like my therapist.
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I spent $30 I maybe didn’t have on California today, but I rationalized that it was at a LOVELY local book store where I would love to work if they ever needed anyone, and so it’s putting money into a good part of the publishing industry.
Plus it’s really good so far.
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