1st September 2014

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Y’all, this cold press juice book I’m working on has a recipe called “Liquid Viagra.”

Happy Labor Day, everyone!

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31st August 2014

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Labor Day Battlestar marathon like bosses.

31st August 2014

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angryangelagain:

I had lunch with la-animaux who is an absolute fucking delight and I can’t wait to see her again!!

We made a decision, as well. Attn: lucillebruise losertakesall runlololorun johnstamostimelessbeauty and palindromically-inclined-d if you’re interested! You’re all on notice! Bay Area Tumblr Meetup 2014 is happening.

I’m so jealous y’all got to have lunch! I’m obvi 100 percent in for #BayAreaMeetup2014.

29th August 2014

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Posts that are never not funny to me

—Sir, are you aware you’re a cat?
—The Majestic Word Bank
—Anyway, this is Wonderwall.

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29th August 2014

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29th August 2014

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We’re going to a barbecue with James’s parents tomorrow, and his mom just called to say she got the two of us grass skirts to wear because apparently it’s Polynesian themed?

So that’s happening I guess.

29th August 2014

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I just charged an extra 45 minutes on this Paleo cleanse book proofread for emotional distress.

I feel like they can spot me the $16 or whatever that I spent on wine to survive the project.

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29th August 2014

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thelesbianguide:

 

maybe it’s maybelline

thagoodvibe:

thelesbianguide:

 

maybe it’s maybelline

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29th August 2014

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I just watched a squirrel dig a hole, bury a thing, and fill the hole back in with its little hands.

It was delightful.

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29th August 2014

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I’ve sighed at the world way too many times this morning and it’s only 7 am.