she’s up all night to pet dogs
i’m up all night to pet dogs
we’re up all night to pet dogs
we’re up all night to pet puppies
BRINGING IT BACK
A couple minutes ago, I realized Mr. Animaux’s Pandora station was playing this song, so I felt compelled to burst in to his office singing the dogs/puppies variation. Before I could even get two words in, he sang along with me.
This one’s mine, ladies.
This makes me SO HAPPY. I was at the wedding, people. I almost fell
down during the ceremony because I was holding la-animaux’s bouquet and trying not to sob uncontrollably.
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The amount I do not want to watch Maria Menunos lip-sync Santa Baby right now is STAGGERING.
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I wish I were wearing yoga pants.
Mr. Animaux and I were invited to a friends’ holiday party. When I asked what I could bring, they said, “A dessert.”
What dessert would be sufficiently impressive, considering I like to show off my cooking skills at every given opportunity?
A BUCHE DE NOEL!
It transports me back to Frau Windfuhr’s (yes, a German woman taught us French) class in middle school, where we could earn extra credit for making a buche de noel for our class’s holiday party.
One of my favorite Frau Windfuhr stories was when Princess Diana died, as a French class exercise we got in groups with maps of Paris to plot her route around the city on the night of the crash.
I was only 12, but I knew that was fucked. up.
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Isn’t that also true in the U.S.? Maybe all my friends are secretly Australian.
Possible alternate explanation: I have completely misunderstood this post.
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