21st July 2014

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The worst wedding I ever went to was one that was announced two weeks before the event, between two friends of my then-boyfriend whom absolutely no one knew were dating. 

During the ceremony we all stared into the horrible setting sun, and at the end the officiant announced that he would proudly like to present Mr. and Mrs. New-Name-That-Was-Nothing-Like-Either-of-Their-Names.

The reception was dry and they served salmon in aspic. Mercifully, it only lasted about an hour. To quote la-animaux, if you have an open bar, everyone will remember that your wedding was awesome. Case. in. point.

Tagged: weddings

21st July 2014

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runlololorun:

How many kale chips is too many kale chips?

I didn’t know that there was a correct answer to this question, but all the points go to cannelledusoleil.

Tagged: where everything's made up and the points don't matter

21st July 2014

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I’m having one of those days when I can’t believe I left my solid, secure job and moved to Sacramento to flail. Well, and be with James, which is the whole reason I’m here anyway. 

But I’m kind of flailing, guys. Here, have some random gifs from my collection:

Tagged: multiple gifsgif setflail

21st July 2014

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How many kale chips is too many kale chips?

21st July 2014

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20th July 2014

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Remember

femmadilemma:

There are people getting rich on our hatred of our bodies

Tagged: upsetting

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20th July 2014

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Tagged: couldn't be more truebased on first-hand experience

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19th July 2014

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Whining under the cut because whiny.

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19th July 2014

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I’m listening to Nora Ephron read the audiobook of I Feel Bad About My Neck, and in my head she looks just like my therapist.

18th July 2014

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I spent $30 I maybe didn’t have on California today, but I rationalized that it was at a LOVELY local book store where I would love to work if they ever needed anyone, and so it’s putting money into a good part of the publishing industry.
Plus it’s really good so far.

I spent $30 I maybe didn’t have on California today, but I rationalized that it was at a LOVELY local book store where I would love to work if they ever needed anyone, and so it’s putting money into a good part of the publishing industry.

Plus it’s really good so far.

Tagged: californiaedan lepuckibooksbook stores